Thursday, March 02, 2006

why does the color blue mean raspberry flavored?

..duh..because red is taken by apple no ..green is apple..but green should be grape,no?..no, because purple is grape...and sometimes "wild" berry...so blue can only be blueberry?..can't it share like lemon and banana?...red is already strawberry, cherry, sometimes apple, cranberry, watermelon and tomato..so excuse me, blueberry but get over it, more over little guy and give ol' razzy a chance...I mean sure you're good on cereal and you got the muffin thing in a stranglehold, but as a juice you're a step above gross,so stick to pancakes and leave the gums and juices and lollipops and hard candys to the experts ok and be happy with it or we'll take you out of your biggest seller to date ...that's right--NO PIES FOR YOU!!!!!!!

editors note: since this post was published "Bluberry Hill" was re-named "Banana Mountain"
much to the consternation of Fats Domino fans worldwide.

2 Comments:

Blogger thedollymama said...

In my experience, strawberry flavored is actually pink, and watermelon flavored can be green... and ain't nothin' sez breakfast like kashi blueberry waffles my colorful little friend.

Thu Mar 02, 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A blueberry can be anything it wants to be, don't knock down a berry's dream.

Fri Mar 03, 03:51:00 PM  

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