Thursday, March 02, 2006

fit as a fiddle, mad as a hatter, asleep at the switch, and in cahoots


In an attempt to achieve ultra-stupidity, spiritual
enlightenment and total mental creaminess, I've
decided to start makin' stuff up... ie, coming up with a new word, phrase and/or saying each and every single day (that I feel like it). For those who prefer non-silliness, skip ahead to the next section (YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NON-TRUTH!!)
the new word is "schnibert"

SHH-NIB-ERT

I think its when you feel like shouting out in disgust loudly but think better of it and it comes out as a lip clenched tirade of non-sensical
expletives. (come on we've all been there)

Please come up with your own definitions,( so I can shoot them down, for schnibert is now mine!!! haaahaaaa...)

6 Comments:

Blogger thedollymama said...

Actually, a "schnibert" is a hard cheese favored by French royalty in the 16oo's. It is actually pronounced "sh-nee-bear" and goes quite well with a chilled glass of Gewurztraminer and some Ritz crackers.

Thu Mar 02, 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger REED'S DAD said...

how dareth thee thus falsify mine falsisity! Banish!!thine forth from thy blog, ye falsity falsey falsifier!!

Thu Mar 02, 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, Shhnibert is the first name of Bert of Bert and Ernie fame of Sesame Street. Today, it has evolved as slang to describe a feminine man with one eyebrow.

Thu Mar 02, 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

schnibert....the offical language of Caleb Nation put forth by the one and only Prince Caleb himself. Schnibert, uttered one snowy January day by His Highness is now the most sacred word in all the land. The Rest Of You Guys Are Liars!

Thu Mar 02, 06:56:00 PM  
Blogger REED'S DAD said...

Heath, you are such a schnibert!

Thu Mar 02, 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think your right, Sean, because I have actually used the word "schnibert". At least I used it correctly, Thank you Sean.

Fri Mar 03, 10:14:00 AM  

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