a play on "Smorgasbord"-a buffet meal featuring a variety of dishes. So indulge, go back for 2nds and 3rds and lets hope no one vomits.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
EEERRRRGGHHHAAA!!!!..YO.
Yes, skawerls are affectionate, loving, cute as a button land rodents that are fun to watch and occasionally feed...however when searching for the snow shovels in the barn one might briefly change their tune and scream out in the night
Just to let you know -- I never go into the barn with out announcing at the door to all critters -- 4 legged and otherwise -- that I am coming in. Hopefully, they either skedaddle, make themselves scarce or stay put until I leave.
I just finished reading the blog about raspberry flavored lolipops being blue and to be honest with you this is a subject that I have often lost sleep over. I agree blueberry should be blue. I think this goes back to the days of Willy Wonka when the tomboy turned blue. Maybe if people associate blueberry with blue, they will think of that scene and get scared? I just dont know. That brings us to another interesting question: since when is cotton candy considered a color? I mean, cotton candy can be blue or pink or green, but if you open a box of crayola crayons, there it is, slapping you in the face...
Not bad crayons, more like bad crayon makers! I mean, come on, cotton candy as a color? what is next saliva? how about sour or sweet? can we make those into colors too? I am very bitter about this!
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do I have another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long
You know, this brings us to another question that I have pondered for years: what is an oompa loompa? i mean are they actually children? and if so, why wasnt social services called? was this the first sweat shop? or were they midgets, or little people? if that is the case, why would the degrade themselves and look like clowns? Wonka was not exactly a model citizen I guess.
Um, not to hijack this thread or anything, but, um, are you KIDDING ME?? Oompa-Loompas lived in Loompaland, an uncharted place full of Snozzwangers, Horn Snolgerlers, wicked Whangdoodles, and vermicious k'nids, four classes of extremely dangerous creatures. Wonka brought them in as a way to avoid industrial espionage. They are paid in cacao beans.
looks like someone loves willy wanka and the chocolate factory....(or is it charlie and the chocolate factory).......let's just say, looks like someone loves movies.....(or do you love the book).....i guess i don't know exactly what it looks like.
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One wonders why one didn't scream out, "Schnibert!"
Just to let you know -- I never go into the barn with out announcing at the door to all critters -- 4 legged and otherwise -- that I am coming in. Hopefully, they either skedaddle, make themselves scarce or stay put until I leave.
I just finished reading the blog about raspberry flavored lolipops being blue and to be honest with you this is a subject that I have often lost sleep over. I agree blueberry should be blue. I think this goes back to the days of Willy Wonka when the tomboy turned blue. Maybe if people associate blueberry with blue, they will think of that scene and get scared? I just dont know. That brings us to another interesting question: since when is cotton candy considered a color? I mean, cotton candy can be blue or pink or green, but if you open a box of crayola crayons, there it is, slapping you in the face...
Man, I hate it when the crayons slap me for no reason. Bad crayons.
Not bad crayons, more like bad crayon makers! I mean, come on, cotton candy as a color? what is next saliva? how about sour or sweet? can we make those into colors too? I am very bitter about this!
the "tomboy's" name in willy wonka was violet. Don't you remember when her father said, "Violet, you're turning Violet Violet"?
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
I had no idea the Mancuso family was so humorous!
You know, this brings us to another question that I have pondered for years: what is an oompa loompa? i mean are they actually children? and if so, why wasnt social services called? was this the first sweat shop? or were they midgets, or little people? if that is the case, why would the degrade themselves and look like clowns? Wonka was not exactly a model citizen I guess.
Um, not to hijack this thread or anything, but, um, are you KIDDING ME?? Oompa-Loompas lived in Loompaland, an uncharted place full of Snozzwangers, Horn Snolgerlers, wicked Whangdoodles, and vermicious k'nids, four classes of extremely dangerous creatures. Wonka brought them in as a way to avoid industrial espionage. They are paid in cacao beans.
looks like someone loves willy wanka and the chocolate factory....(or is it charlie and the chocolate factory).......let's just say, looks like someone loves movies.....(or do you love the book).....i guess i don't know exactly what it looks like.
Well, it was fun for the two days it lasted...
looks like life is even less intersting here than in Caleb Nation.
Perhaps the whole squirrel thing did not have a happy ending?
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